Things you won't say at the end of your life......

Eventually we all will reach the end of our lives. How do I know this? I learned it from a very poignant statistic: 1 out of every 1 people dies.  Look it up.  So here are 20 things I'm sure you won't say at the end of your life:

  1.  I wish I would have spent more time watching TV.
  2. I wish I hadn't told my closest friends and family I loved them so much.
  3. I wish I would have spent more time playing a phone game (Angry Birds, Flappy Wings, Candy Crush Saga, Snake, Clash of Clans, Word with Friends).
  4. I wish I had been more cruel.
  5. I wish I had eaten more crappy food.
  6. I wish I had taken up smoking cigarettes.
  7. I'm glad I stayed home and binge watched old shows on Netflix instead of going out in public, meeting new people, and making new memories.
  8. I wish I had less children.
  9. I wish I had watched more movies about people doing drugs and ruining their lives.
  10. I should have purchased more DVD's.
  11. I wish I had learned more about Kim Kardashian.
  12. I'm glad I never took time to evaluate my life but instead distracted myself with lots of sarcastic parody accounts on Twitter.
  13. I wish I had learned what Twitter was.
  14. Too bad I didn't tour the country following Ke$ha.
  15. I wish I hadn't read MostlyAccurate so much.
  16. I wish I interrupted more people while they were talking to get my point in as quickly as possible.
  17. I wish I hadn't kept up with all those old friends I could have easily just forgotten about.
  18. I wish I hadn't laughed so hard with my friends all those times when I could have been taking life so seriously.
  19. I wish I would have spent my money on clothes and cars and jewelry instead of doing fun things and giving it away to good causes.
  20. I wish I had memorized all the words to those first few Miley Cyrus albums

I'm sure you can think of a few million more things you won't say at the end of your life, feel free to enlighten us in the comments.

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