He explains why they wouldn't allow any Brown M&M's backstage at Van Halen shows in the 80's. Three things I thought while watching this...
1. Dude must look pretty old, thus it's shot in black and white, at a distance, while he is wearing a hat and sunglasses. I'd wager he basically looks like some sort of ghoul at this stage of the game.
2. What's the purpose of this?
3. If this is actually true, he's much smarter than I ever expected.